| me: | opens tumblr |
| me: | sees pictures of lady gaga |
| me: | makes weird noises |
| me: | rolls off bed |
| me: | rolls out window |
| me: | rolls into street |
| me: | rolls off the earth |
| me: | floats into space |
| me: | incinerates in the sun |
| me: | reblogs post |
Hiya. I'm Taylor. I like speaking in foreign languages. Sometimes I post interesting things. Other times I reblog cats. • Comments or questions?
Liebes Tagebuch...
| person: | hey remember that time in middle school when you-- |
| me: | no |
So call me, maybe?
Hey I just met you,
but I’m your baby.
So please don’t abort me, maybe?
Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
but fetuses can’t talk
(and you didn’t even do the song right)
so shut the fuck up maybe?
(via thesluttypumpkin)
